All you partakers of the writer’s challenge can stop begging me to reveal the answer, because here it is at long last! The ludicrous patent description you have been puzzling over is nothing more than a wrist support  made of a rubber balloon tied filled with sand and sealed with a piece of wire. That’s the short, short version of the lengthy waffling monstrosity somebody let loose in the patent office. So there you go! Here’s what it looks like:

So there you go - mystery solved! Writer’s challenge number 2 is coming soon…